I want someone to talk to me this way

So, I did something this morning and I want to know what your opinion is.

Do you like it when your significant other or your wife or whoever it is ******** in

your bed, do you like it when they wake you up first thing in the morning, I don't know

like 2, 3 o'clock to play with your balls, I really like to do that.

There's nothing sexier than first thing in the morning.