Petite hottie Riley Reid is a hell of a slut on your first date - itsPOV

but there was already something wrong with the engine.

Never buy a American car, that's what my dad used to say,

even though he was American.

He was a strange dude.

Anyway, I was just about to finish

when I heard a noise from the street.

It was like a whale humping a cat while coughing.

Oof.

Oh my god, why does this always happen to me?

Fuck!

Is there a problem?

Does it look like there's a fucking problem?

Hey, hey, don't bite my head off. I'm just trying to help, okay?

So, do you want me to call AAA for you?

Oh, yeah, as if I couldn't do that myself. I'll get my phone.

Alright. Duke.

Hi, yeah, my car broke down and I need to get towed.

Yeah, I don't care.

What are you talking about? I've had a membership with you guys for the last three years.

What the fuck? You're saying my car'd expire?

Oh my god, if you guys don't send a tow truck over here...

What the fuck? That bitch fucking hang up on me?

Oh my god, this is the worst day ever!

Listen, obviously they're not coming, right? So, the way I see it, you have two choices.

Either you wait until they get here, or you let me look under your hood.

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