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So, Miss Faye Dixie, I have heard your grades are falling and you keep missing the classes.

What's happening? And anyway, what's the stress, you know, for a college girl?

And the other thing is, I have heard there are things going on in the toilet. What's that, huh?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Precisely.