You come to a student when parents are not at home

Oh, Uncle Henrik, hi, I'm so lucky to be home alone.

I've wanted to tell you for a long time that I love you very much.

And I'd like to have a baby with you.

I'm very prolific, and today's just the perfect day because I'm gonna get a shower.

I fantasize about you so much, and I think today would be a perfect day for both of us.